fun fact of the day: the human brain cannot makeup faces, therefore every person you see in your dreams is someone you have seen before. THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY AND THEY LOOK AT YOUR FACE THERE IS A CHANCE THAT THEY WILL SEE YOU IN A DREAM THEY HAVE OK
Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages
The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line.
this is making me uncomfortable
Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
the fact that she fits in perfectly.
I can never not reblog this.
I am that fan.
AMY YOU ARE BEST. AND YOU ARE FAMOUS.
forever reblog. i think deep down we all feel like that fan.
He just hangs his head in shame as he realizes he walked straight into that one and completely deserved it XD
I hate people who are naturally really good at small talk and are comfortable with it too wow screw you and your well developed social skills
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy